Friday, March 27, 2009

Naive thy name is Elyo'eynay

So I have finally realized that there is practically nothing good that comes out of Hollywood.
In a act of unheard of trust, and probably a huge helping of naivity, I went and watched a movie. Thinking that people had limits on what they would put out for the public. Of course I was wrong. A sucker once again. So pretty much from henceforth if it isn't rated G, or Harry Potter, then I probably shouldn't see it.
Might save $10.00 while I'm at it.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Iron Maiden

She was a good ol' girl
Served her friends well
She never talked back, or shirked on her duties
Anytime she was needed, she was ready to go
A little warm up
A little prep and she would create the most perfect meals

But alas the cancer got her
It was the rust of her soul
Slowly, bit by bit, piece by piece she faded away
In the end she was nothing of her former glory
Such a waste
A life cut short
And though she may have come in with pomp
She went out to the dump.

Bye bye my grill.
The man strikes again.

Monday, March 16, 2009

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

I don't know. I've never met one.
Have you?