'Allo there! My name is Archibald Maximillan Wellington the 3rd. I am a dashing 5 foot 6 inches, and can do a bloody good two-step. I live on a smashing estate, about 20,000 kilometers worth, just outside Birmingham, England. That's Bur-ming-hum not to be confused with the Yankee city over in the colonies. I like long walks by the cliffs of Dover and beautiful Russian co-eds.
Give me a ring on the tele anytime.
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Wow, what an enormous coincidence that you should mention Russians in this post! I just overheard a conversation that did the same thing.
By the by, the word verification here is "wingiest" which is a word that might describe this Archie fellow.
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