This is the account of another hilarious encounter with our beloved Muslim brother Islamabad Hasapini-Muhammad who sad to say is still professing the 5 pillars of Islam.
We being the Wednesday Night Bible Study group of Sons and Daughters of Zion went to a BRAND SPANKIN' NEW coffee joint that had opened up in Jasper. Which is a HUGE deal because there hasn't been one there yet! And college kids coming back from their coffee-drunk towns look for that gourmet fix when they come back home. But Jasper was lacking a haven for the black-death addicted fellows. Until, a fellow graduate of Owl of the Desert's opened one. First he STOLE our idea becasue for a while me, Owl of the Desert, Table of Stone and I think Towapha was envolved on this idea too. But we were planning on opening a cool little coffee shop and we would call it "Mug Shots". Well #1 this guy beat us out of our idea and second when discovering that he opened one we also discovered that "Mug Shots" was a huge name and a chain. FATE YOU CRUEL WITCH!
Anyway, to the point of the story. We were on our way and when we pulled up to the coffee shope' (i spelled it french just for kicks) the name of it was Hot & Smooth and Izzy with all of his wit said "Man, they should have just named it the Lee cafe." And we all laughed because..that was good. Oh if you havn't figured out who Izzy is you just got his first name....do the math.
So anywho, that was that. So from hence forth I say we call the new coffe shop Izzy Cafe. Or Lee Cafe if you want to use his REAL name.
Adios Muchachos
6 comments:
I really enjoyed it. What did you think of their coffee, etc?
I thought it was good. I didn't like all the old people in there though. But they just need to get their name out more and they will be a huge hit with the college kids.
Boooo to old people sitten in a "hip" coffee shop...ruins the atmosphere.
no! it was not good...it was bad...it was sooo bad that it was actually funny....but it was not good!
(maggie)
ummm, how old is old?
Why should you be concerned with that question Queen? Everyone knows that you're the "Fairest of all the land."
(Sucking up......Noooooooo)
Aww. Keep it up and you may find yourself wearing a shiny pair of gen-u-wine Justin boots.
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